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WANYE AT THE ANZAC GAME

Every year the Oilers fail to make the post season and every year we are sent out screaming into the world on a backpacking trip, prevented from scratching out our eyes, being caught bawling in front of a closed Rexall Place or worse. This year we are in Australia, the land of Bundy Rums, babes…

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Marlies Take 1-0 Series Lead

“We’ll play this crucial playoff game, but first.. let us take a selfie” Being good for seventy six games is fun, and probably indicates that you’re a good hockey team in your respective league. But these men don’t play for pats on the back and “hey, you ranked pretty well”, they play for trophies. Well,…