IS KESSEL OK?!?!

 

 

WHAT??!?!?!

WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO PHIL?!?

*turns and sharply stares daggers into John Scott* This is all YOUR fault, isn’t it?!?!?

OMG guys Jonas Siegel is reporting that Phil Kessel is out with shoulder surgery brb I AM LITERALLY DEAD RIGHT NOW.

Wait a second… Peter Holland is blonde. So is Phil Kessel. Maybe they’re just confusing Holland for Kessel. UR AN IDIOT, ALTER. #BadCred

OMG it wasn’t a mistake R.I.P. everything.

Did he look like he forgot something at home like a wallet, keys, or an All-Star winger?

I WILL LITERALLY SET YOU ON EFFING FIRE.

Oh for Pete’s sake here it comes.

Really??!?

The tall one said it, too! Oh thank goodness! I thought Phil had a broken everything or something.

Pfft. It’s Kessel, bro. He’s obvi gonna get better and snipe on mad tendies irl. False alarm, everybody! Phil’s fine!

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